As I wrote about in my infamous last aggiEWIRE coloum, I don’t do leftovers…unless the meal was prepared by Jezebel [Jezebel – Many Women Marry After 30 • Aussie Men Love Living With Mum – Married after 30.], some highlights:
- Despite the rumor that you’re more likely to be struck by lightning than get married after 30, 86 percent of women are married by 40. You’re least likely to be married by 35 if you’re a woman of color.
- In other “no shit” news, law enforcement continues to detain thousands of people every year based on racial profiling.
- Rush Limbaugh thinks Obama will run again in 2016, because he apparently ran out of crazy shit to say today.
- Also filed under “No Shit, Sherlock”: if you think you get rejected for your appearance, you’re more likely to consider having plastic surgery.
- The Queen of England plans to count swans at the end of the month due to some random tradition that says she owns most of them, not that she actually cares about that part of it anymore.
- Orange juice is worse for your teeth than whitening them, but scurvy is still bad, people.
- Stressing yourself out during pregnancy can result in kids who have emotional problems, which is some fucking bullshit right there and where can I find those god damned doctors again to give them a piece of my mind?
I’m going to start a new category of posts, “no.shit” where I’ll post things that are plain batshit crazy.